I’m just a fool whose intentions are good

Monty would like to explain what he was up to in these photos, he assures me that he’s not always being naughty and that he is very misunderstood.

To the normal cynical eye it might have looked like I was positioning myself about to Poo on Jerry. I was actually just stretching my wings contemplating Zen thoughts.

This is pretty self-explanatory, I was being a Life Guard Budgie and ready to grab Jerry's tail and pull him out of the Budgie Bath should he get into trouble. Our owner has not provided us with water wings, a life raft or rubber ducky.

Another safety issue here, I was NOT about to jump in the middle of the herbs and spoil everyone's fun by claiming them as my own, I was thinking about stopping that clumsy Roswell from pushing the pot over onto Jerry.

I was just going to throw the Green ball in so that they could have as much fund with that as they are with the red one in MY erm.. the budgie bath.

People have said that I look guilty like I was “caught out” in this photo, I can't say I know what they mean, I was just enjoying a joke with Jerry.  We’re good chums.

I wasn’t at all sick of the camera being poked in my face at every opportunity, I was just doing a bit of Paper Crunching and decided on a rest.

I hope that this concludes today's lesson and you can all see I am an adorable loveable scamp and not at all scary, bossy or evil.